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Thursday, 09 June 2011 12:58

6 cups thick content mix
5 cups insight
2 tablespoons seo
1 jar word of mouth, whipped
1 cup creativity
1 cup buzz

1) In a bowl, stir content mix with 1 cup creativity. Stir. If hard, let sit overnight.

2) Stir in seo and insight.

3) Heat server to 400 degrees. In a 1024x768 pan or two 800x600 pans, pour mix. Beat in buzz.

4) Let bake for one month.

5) While baking, prepare word of mouth.

6) Linkback will start to form on cake. Spread with a spoon of new content batter and buzz every 1-2 weeks.

7) Bake until done or until proper growth begins to form.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q. Should I buy content batter from the box or attempt to make it myself?
A. Content batter usually tastes better homemade. Although some people might want to get it over with and buy the mix from a box, it's all according to your taste. Others might mix boxed and homemade content. Personally, I believe homemade is richer and adds a branded touch.

Q. What if I am out of creativity?
A. Do not substitute! Wait until you have some. This is what makes each Rank Cake unique.

Q. I have baked for the time you suggested and linkback will not grow!
A. Is the server set to the right temperature? Did you check it frequently? Several factors can contribute to lack of growth. Make sure you did not do anything to make your cake stale. Sometimes stale Rank Cake happens when people omit the proper buzz brand or forget to prepare their word of mouth.

Q. I heard word of mouth was hard to come by. So how am I supposed to get 1 jar!
A. Easy. Give ‘em something to talk about! You will have the whole jar in no time.

Q. I do not have the patience to wait a whole month for Search Engine Rank Cake! I have money and I will buy the biggest one there is!
A. Search Engine Rank Cake cannot be bought. Ever! Those who tell you that buying their cake will land you 1st place in the Deli Awards is lying.

Q. Is it okay to let my Search Engine Rank Cake bake longer than a month?
A. Yes. In fact, the more you let it bake, the richer it will get. Just as long as you remember to spoon on fresh content batter and buzz every so often to prevent dryness.

I'd love to hear how your Search Engine Rank Cake turned out! And remember: it's not the size of the server that matters but what is done with the bandwidth.

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